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WOOOO!!!!! Ok, this is one of the fics that I've posted on nick.com. I'll re-type it on a little linky thing one I know how..Meanwhile,
enjoy the fic!!!(Zea)
Swim Class
(scene starts at Skool on Monday)
Ms.Bitters-For gym tommorrow, you
will be swimming at the local pool. So everyone bring their swim suits and towels.
(bell rings)
Ms.Bitters-Go home
now!
(outside)
Dib-So, Zim. Are you excited about swimming?
(grins evily)
Zim-Yeah, sure. Whatever.
(In
the lab)
Zim-Computer, what is swimming?
Computer-Swimming is a sport in which humans move around in water using
their arms and legs.
Zim-Water?(gets a scared look on his face, then thinks for a moment)
Zim-Computer, what is
a pool?
Computer-A pool is what humans swim in.
Zim-And what is a swimsuit?
Computer-A swimsuit is what humans
wear while swimming.
Zim-Hmmm. Computer, get me a mini pool, a swimsuit, a towel, instructions on how to swim, and the
paste.
Computer-Processing, PROCESSING!
(out pops a 3 feet deep pool, a swimsuit for Zim, instructions, a towel
with the Irken sign on it, and some glue.You see Zim spending the rest of the day learning how to swim. Screen switches to
"NEXT DAY". Zim and Dib are riding on the bus, along with all the other kids from Ms.Bitters class and Mr.Elliots)
Dib-Look, Gaz. Im sorry about taking your pizza last night.
Gaz-You shall still pay!
(Dib gets scared and moves
to the seat behind Zim, who has a duffle bag with his swimsuit, towel, and paste in it. They arrive at the pool.)
Gym
Teacher-Okay! Everyone get in their swimsuits!
(Kids go in bathrooms and come out in swimsuits. Dib has has ones with
little alien heads on them, Gaz has one with a picture of the skull from her necklace, and Zim has ones with little surfboards
on them. Meanwhile, Zim has put on the paste, but Dib secretly put glue remover on Zims swimsuit when he wasnt looking. All
the kids get in the pool, except Zim.)
Dib-Cmon, Zim! The waters fine.
(smiles evily, then Zim does the same)
Zim-Okay.
(Zim jumps in)
Zim-Aaahhh!!! Why does it still hurt?!
(Dib gets out of the pool, then Zim does)
Dib-Ha!
I put glue remover on your swimsuit, Zim!
Zim-Rrrrr, Dib!!!
(Zim starts to get up, when all of a sudden, Gaz runs
up and pushes Dib into the pool.)
Gaz-Thats for taking my pizza, Dib!!!
(Zim walks over to Gaz)
Zim-Hey, thanks
Gaz.
Gaz-(While pushing Zim in the pool)Shut up.
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